Chronicles of Part-2 Exams: Bollywood, the Student and the Free SMS Scheme
>> Monday, June 02, 2008
From: Bonky
To: Everyone
Seedhi Zabaat zindagi bawal ho gayi
ho teri ek nazar se zindagi nihal ho gayi
nihaal ho gayi
nihaal ho gayi
etc etc
From: Me
To: Bonky
ya se...
Ye mera dil pyar ka diwana..(add appropriate sounds here)
Diwana, diwana, pyar ka parwana
Why are we doing this?
From: Bonky
To: Me
Neele, neele ambar par chand jab chaaye,
pyar barsaye, humko tarsaye
Pingu and Jo insist on spending all the free sms on their boyfriends. So I am reduced to this.
From: Me
To: Everyone
I finally have understood Cournot after like 3 weeks :D
I am so delighted I could weep, weep, weep. In fact, I will do so
(weep, weep, weep)
From: Jo
To: Me
Isn't Cournot, like, one page? In fact, even I have finished Macroeconomics. I am so delighted, I am going shopping tomorrow.
From: Me
To: Everyone minus Jo
Jo is such a bitch.
From: Bonky
To: Me
I have decided to spend all me free sms on you. So what's up?
From: Me
To: Bonky
Great, now even I will start wondering if I am a lesbian. Right now, I am having fried chicken. Diet be damned.
From: Bonky
To: Me
#@$#, I know. My regime has gone for a toss. My life looks so bleak I spent the whole afternoon watching Vivah today.
From: Me
To: Bonky
You too :D
We are such soulmates. In fact, I alternated between that and Swarg. Swarg has Govinda and Juhi. Govinda is Juhi's servant, then becomes all glamorous and Juhi falls for him. If our servant becomes rich, would we marry him?
(p.s., wish Mithun and Govinda had mated and produced a kid. He would be the greatest dancer on earth)
(p.s.2 OK, I have a crush on Govinda)
(n.b. I write long sms)
(n.b. 2 What is the plural form of sms?)
From: Bonky
To: Me
My heart is set on Mimoh. I doubt I would want any other son of Mithun, even if he is a hybrid of Govinda..am a loyal lover...
From: Me
To: Bonky
Mimoh is mine, woman :O
You always want my men. Mimoh is the only one who makes me see unicorns and rainbows when he dances. You know, I thought I would never know love. I never realized it would come to me in this form where my beloved is sundered apart by cities and superstardom. But someday, we will gaze into each other's eyes and realization will strike him and he will dance. He will dance Bonky like he has never danced before and love will envelope us. Then we will have a son and call him Gomoh.
From: Pingu
To: Everyone
I was playing diner dash on my cell phone and lost for the 12th time in a row. I was so frustrated I banged my head on the floor and now I am dizzy. Stop studying till I feel better.
From: Me
To: Pingu
Heh, I am busy telling Bonky my love story with Mimoh. You have no fear from us.
From: Pingu
To: Me
Mimoh is gay toh :O
From: Me
To: Pingu
Ki jata :O
More somman is expected from a Bengali towards Mithun's son. Of course, most people I fall for do turn out to be gay, so won't protest much.
From: Pingu
To: Me
Of course! Should have got the link. But there are better gays man. What is wrong with your taste? Jo ladki kabhi Karan Johar ke kwhab dekhti thi, woh aaj Mimoh pe utar aayi? Ghor kalyug!!
From: Me
To: Everyone
I am leaving Oligopoly. It has stopped making any sense. Nash can go screw himself.
From: Jo
To: Me
Oh, but that is the most major chapter. I have just finished Duality. I also bought (long list follows)..And is not Nash dead or something?
From: Me
To: Everyone minus Jo
Jo is such a bitch.
