The Personality Defect Test
>> Monday, October 29, 2007
To realize you are not as flawless as you thought, go to
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/4741219933576750506/Personality-Defect
The Personality Defect Test
Your Score: Brute
You are 28% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 85% Arrogant.
You are the Brute! You are introverted, arrogant, brutal, and more intuitive than rational. Like a big, dumb animal, you are driven by your emotions more than your reason, and as a result of the fact that you care very little for the feelings of others, you tend to be rather selfish. You also possibly fling your own poo. Because of your selfishness, you also tend to be a bit arrogant, seeing yourself as big or strong or smart or always correct. This makes you a stubborn, irrational, emotion-driven brute. King Kong best represents the gorilla-version of your personality. Emotional, introverted (King Kong was isolated on his own island, after all), brutal, and arrogant (proud to be the largest ape on Earth!), Kong would probably get along very well with you, seeing as how you share many of the same traits. Aside from, you know, all the fur. You probably keep to yourself and take great pleasure in watching fat people fall down stairs. (But who doesn't, really?) You probably also have dreams of becoming famous or well-known, but this most likely won't happen because your introversion limits your Hollywood connections. Being introverted, ape-like, and arrogant isn't so bad, though. It beats being dead. So your personality defect is simply that you act like a large, overgrown ape that thinks highly of itself whilst brutalizing buxom blondes. Or something.
Try to stay off of buildings.
If you do the tests, do leave your results. They make an interesting read.
11 scaly flippers:
The analysis is in conflict with my mental image of you, I must concede.
@ whats in a name
Heck. This was in conflict with my own mental image. My personality analysis said I was a gentle, flower like creature called Pollyanna (yeah, right) and this says I am King Kong. I am now busy making my own identity- Mrs. Gregory Peck :P
You are the Hippie! Characterized by a strong sense of extroversion, irrationality, gentleness, humility, and a faint scent of marijuana, you no doubt frolic through fields preaching peace and free love!
Wow...maybe you can replace Naomi Watts in the sequel to King Kong. I am tired of seeing Kong hitting on delicate lillies. I think a love affair between the two of you (because of your similarities) will give the story an interesting angle. Maybe Kong will have better practice in beating up Godzilla now coz of all the domestic violence.
My results, very very interesting, certianly not wholly expected:
You are 71% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.
You are the Braggart! Like Muhammad Ali, you would surely tell everyone that you are "The Greatest" whilst bragging incessantly about your intelligence, your skills, and your abilities. You tend to be a thinker rather than a feeler, and combined with your extroversion and arrogance, this makes you someone who probably just LOVES to brag about his accomplishments. Despite this, however, you are a very gentle, tender person and truly care about others' feelings. You just happen to care more about yourself. Unlike Ali, of course, you are rather rational as opposed to emotional, and you are also much more gentle. But his arrogance and extroversion best reflect the most visible aspects of your personality. But his afro and his penchant for rhyming...not so much. There is not really much to dislike about you, aside from the fact that you can be incredibly annoying, and you probably never shut up about yourself. You may be one of these people who refer to themselves in the third person. If you have a nickname, it is probably one you gave to yourself, because you are too cool for the nickname others have given you--like "doofus" and "shitface". Your personality defect, in summary, is the fact that you are extremely overconfident, extroverted, and perhaps rather lacking in emotions. YOU ARE THE GREATEST! Or so you keep telling yourself every night as you stare at yourself in the mirror and practically make out with your reflection. Maybe one day everyone else on the planet will agree with your assessment of yourself. Nah, I'm just kidding. We think you're an arrogant dickhole. But a NICE arrogant dickhole, so no worries.
interestin analogies
@arsenik
hmm... its not a bad idea, I always wanted a wife beater of a husband (This is my evil twin writing this)
get your facts straight before commenting on someone. King Kong wasn't an introvert. He didn't live alone. He lived on that island with all those strange people who were scared of him eating them all the time. Remember?
I never wrote a thing. blame the ok cupid people.
would you call king kong extroverted though? he never really had friends since he ate up everyone he was acquainted with.
yeah, but he never hid his feelings from them.. just roared them out, didn't he?
they just didn't understand him!
See, that proves it, I am a misunderstood creature. Plus, okcupid says in a previous test I am gentle creature called Pollyanna. Since when is King Kong gentle?
Unless he is gentle for an overgrown ape on a diet of testosterone.
since 1939! don't you know you that he was counselled by this famous doctor whom he later ate and then he went on to star on the 'hapy gorilla' show although he still ate people.
I guess he would be happy if he was eating people. I would be happy if i I was a star of some show and was on a diet of Chocolate Gateaux.
Some people now tell me that I actually am arrogant. And I used to think I was this gentle, tolerant creature :(
I suddenly discover all I have common with the Kong. Maybe we are siblings?
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